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Sooo.. I’ve always thought that my breast were my best feature. I mean I had great tits! All the world bowed down to my DDD lovelies. Well anyway… I thought I had a pretty nice rack and I know a couple of other people who would agree.
Large breast are never ‘perky’ breast, its just physics, but they were large and full and I was never shy about showing an ass load a bit of cleavage. In my 20s I was a fertility goddess (remember back then I was trying NOT to get knocked up) with lovely curves. So what if my face was average and I was a little on the chubby side, I could distract everyone with my BOOBS right? The ploy seemed to work.
Until…
The 30s have not been so kind to my Goddess figure.
Where this is a photo of my lovelies just a few years ago…
I’m sad to say that THIS what they look more like today.
Ok ok.. I confess that second photo isn’t really me, its Mrs. Choksondik from S@uth P@ark, but I’m starting to feel like I can really relate to her!
The most horrible thing has started to happen in my 30s… every time I gain weight, I now gain it in my stomach area… and every time I lose that weight I swear it comes OUT OF my breast!
My girls now fit into a DD instead of the former DDD and without the help of a Fredericks bra they hang perilously low. What… oh for the love of God… What is a girl to do?
Well this girl started surfing breast lift websites. I Know, your thinking what? She’s thinking about going under the knife for something as frivolous as perkier breasts?
Well.. I’m looking into it anyway.
So my research really only served to scare the shit out of me. Maybe you think I think a little to much about breast? Well..maybe but I think breast are beautiful and I have this picture in my head of the ‘Ideal’. An ideal that may not be to your taste but well.. It doesnt' really matter because lifts are not like augmentations, they rarely turn out as nice. I’d go for it in a heart beat if I could be assured to look at least this good (or better)when I finished.
OR this 
But I’m really terrified I’ll end up with something like this! “shiver”
I'm not sure i'd be able to deal with that!
And of course you are probably wondering about breastfeeding, would I be spoiling my chances.
I’m beginning to realize that I may not ever have that opportunity and I get so tired sometimes of keeping my life on hold for such a slim chance.
Who knows… these are just my rambling thoughts.
~S
Posted at Tuesday, January 23, 2007 by Sanorah
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christine
January 24, 2007 12:01 AM PST
I had a breast reduction in my early 20s. Do I regret it? Maybe a little. For one thing, I wasn't able to breast feed my kids. Tried with both but the milk never came in.
And like you, I was blessed (I felt cursed) with big 'ens. DD's before surgery. The doc made them C's, which was nice, but they still weren't the tiny perky type. They were the smaller, still full and a bit saggy type. He said I would have to go really tiny to get them completly at attention (does that make sense?). So part of it is just how your breasts are made.
Thankfully (I suppose) men don't seem to care either way. I did feel better with smaller breasts, that's for sure. I've gained weight since (having kids and all) so they're not as small anymore (back to a 40D), but think of how big they would have gotten if I'd become pregnant with those mammoths.
So I support it and don't support it. (ha). I say go for it if you're having back pains, sore neck, that sort of thing. I'd say really re-consider if you're just wanting perky ones. And of course there are risks. The scarring is pretty intense.
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stephanie
January 23, 2007 10:36 PM PST
wow, I have never read a blog with so many pictures of boobs! Makes me laugh, thanks! I fear the loss of my great boobs. They are my husbands favorite feature and honestly...i like them too. They have already started to droop and i can't imagine what a pregnancy and breast feeding will do...if I get the chance. Oh well, I guess I will have to rely on my winning personality when the boobs head south! :) |
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