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Sooo.. I’ve always thought that my breast were my best feature. I mean I had great tits!  All the world bowed down to my DDD lovelies.  Well anyway… I thought I had a pretty nice rack and I know a couple of other people who would agree. 

Large breast are never ‘perky’ breast, its just physics, but they were large and full and I was never shy about showing an ass load a bit of cleavage.  In my 20s I was a fertility goddess (remember back then I was trying NOT to get knocked up) with lovely curves. So what if my face was average and I was a little on the chubby side, I could distract everyone with my BOOBS right?  The ploy seemed to work.

Until…

The 30s have not been so kind to my Goddess figure.

Where this is a photo of my lovelies just a few years ago…

 I’m sad to say that THIS what they look more like today.

Ok ok.. I confess that second photo isn’t really me, its Mrs. Choksondik from S@uth P@ark, but I’m starting to feel like I can really relate to her!

The most horrible thing has started to happen in my 30s… every time I gain weight, I now gain it in my stomach area… and every time I lose that weight I swear it comes OUT OF my breast! 

My girls now fit into a DD instead of the former DDD and without the help of a Fredericks bra they hang perilously low.   What… oh for the love of God… What is a girl to do?

Well this girl started surfing breast lift websites. I Know, your thinking what?  She’s thinking about going under the knife for something as frivolous as perkier breasts?

Well.. I’m looking into it anyway.

So my research really only served to scare the shit out of me. Maybe you think I think a little to much about breast?  Well..maybe but I think breast are beautiful and I have this picture in my head of the ‘Ideal’.  An ideal that may not be to your taste but well.. It doesnt' really matter because lifts are not like augmentations, they rarely turn out as nice. I’d go for it in a heart beat if I could be assured to look at least this good (or better)when I finished.

   OR this

But I’m really terrified I’ll end up with something like this!  “shiver”

I'm not sure i'd be able to deal with that!

And of course you are probably wondering about breastfeeding, would I be spoiling my chances. 

 I’m beginning to realize that I may not ever have that opportunity and I get so tired sometimes of keeping my life on hold for such a slim chance.

Who knows… these are just my rambling thoughts.

~S